ADAM IN SEARCH OF EVE

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If you read this and become confused, don't worry you were before you started reading, nothing has changed.

Hello, my name is Bob. You have been told of me by someone who thinks I am a worthy person to help. She has I'm sure told you of my intense desire to love God and be loved by him. But, I find myself at a loss as I truly know little to nothing about you. This being the case, I have drawn up some general questions that could tell me of you and your walk with God. Please, feel relaxed and answer these questions honestly as this could be the beginnings of a wonderful relationship.

I. HOMELIFE

1.    When did you get filled with God's Spirit with the evidence of speaking with tongues?
2.    When you were baptised in Jesus' name, did you again speak in tongues?
3.    How long before sunrise do you get up to pray for your first prayers of the day?
4.    Is tongues present at your dinner table for more than just a minute or two?
5.    How often is tongues and interpretation present in your home?

II. KITCHEN

Do you feel it is important for you to cook for your family or could a "minimum wage" cook at a restaurant be just as good?

If you are foraging for birds eggs and find a nest with five eggs in it; how many eggs are you allowed to take?

What is the proper method of preparing meat so that your family never drinks blood? .

How long before sundown do you light your Shabbat candles?

How many species of Locusts are considered "clean?" (Do you have a good recipe for Locusts?)

6. Since a woman can't cook for her home for ten days of the month; have you developed a sufficient relationship with another woman to fill this need? If so, with whom?

III. CHILDREARING

1. As the woman of the house, in what order do you prioritize your service?

a. animals b. children c. husband d. God
2. Who do you have to make your son's Kittel?

When teaching children, in the home: what are the two unquestionable tasks you teach all children

       belong ONLY to their father? What is the one task that ONLY belongs to the mother in the
       home?
4.     At what age are all your sons to be circumcised?
5.     What is your task, as the mother, during this great occasion?

IV. THE CHURCH

1. Who is listened to first, in the church, God or the pastor?

2. What is the the principal concerning your pastor's authority in your home?

3. Since most of our ministers start preaching at 17-19 years of age and Jesus started at 30; why do you think our ministers are smarter than Jesus, or do you think he was just a "little slow"?

4. What biblical principal gives ministers a higher position than other men?

5. Since there are several biblical instances where man questions God's actions; why are parishioners NOT allowed to question minister's actions?

Thank you for your forthright answers to these very basic questions. These answers will give me a small amount of headway into your thoughtfulness and your views concerning relationships. Since these are the building blocks of man's usefulness to God, we may perhaps build together if our ways are "equally yoked together" with God's.

Please send all questionnaire submissions to: Lee (friend of the bridegroom) [email protected], Tina (his wife) [email protected] and if you'd like, to me at [email protected]

"Sh'ma Yisrael, Adoni Eloheinu, Adoni Ekhad