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Curriculum Vitae:
Born: 1957 Robert Strickland III
Mother: Joann
Father: Some putz named Bob
Raised: Here and there on turf in and around Savannah
Education: Assorted concentration camps, mostly religious, mostly whacked out institutions
Family: Mostly religious, most whacked out, mostly unaware that they're fruitloops.
Current status: Amazingly happy in spite of the many whacked out influences of my early years.
Only regret: Aberrant belief that truth actually does exist, is actually obtainable and is necessary for a healthy life.
More info: Ask in person, my life is an open (if somewhat scary) book.
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Do NOT go any further if you are under 18 years of age, or if adult humor and or stories is illegal in the place where you live.
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Do yourself a favor (and me while you're at it), RUN!
Run very fast and never come back.
You've been warned!